Republicans:
Your party’s popularity are dwindling to an all time low which will take a lot of work to recover from. On the bright side it looks as if you will break the curse involving presidential electives elected in a 00 year. To bad he is the one that killed the popularity.

Democrats:
The road looks clear ahead. Good things are in sight and your organization skills are a main factor in your future. So I leave you with this…

Or-gan-i-za-tion 1. the act or process of organizing. 2. the state or manner of being organized. 3. something that is organized. 4. a group of persons organized for some end of work.
(These definitions are in part taken from Webster’s)

Green Party:
The past several years have been difficult. Don’t fret, at least you’re trying to move forward and tomorrow someone will ask you “What’s your name again?”

Today, I was on my break smoking (I know, it’s a bad habit). A woman, whom happens to be quit large sits by me and a minute later starts coughing. She stated “Smoking will kill you.” WELL THANK YOU CAPTIAN OBVIOUS. I could not help myself but to reply “and obesity you.” Needless to say this lady was pissed. She argued that her obesity was a disease. Well, so is my addiction. She stormed off into my work looking for the store manager. I wonder what gives this person the right to criticize me and expect no response in return. I would have been slightly scared of getting in trouble, but you should have seen her face when she found out I was the store manager.

I am not an insensitive ass but sometimes people piss me off.

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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get in the end of it? A death. I think the life cycle is all backwards. This is how it should be

You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way. You wake up in a an old age home, feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink like a fish, party your ass off, and screw anything that moves - you've only got a few years left, so why not?!?
Then you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then you finish off as an orgasm!

If by 2008 and you are 49 or younger, and if Hillary Clinton makes it on the presidential ballet, There would not have been 1 ballet which you did not see a Clinton or Bush on the Presidential ballet since 1980. Is this what the forefathers had in mind? I think not. I am somewhat sure that the thought WAS NOT if you cant keep it in the pants, keep it in the family.