Today, I was on my break smoking (I know, it’s a bad habit). A woman, whom happens to be quit large sits by me and a minute later starts coughing. She stated “Smoking will kill you.” WELL THANK YOU CAPTIAN OBVIOUS. I could not help myself but to reply “and obesity you.” Needless to say this lady was pissed. She argued that her obesity was a disease. Well, so is my addiction. She stormed off into my work looking for the store manager. I wonder what gives this person the right to criticize me and expect no response in return. I would have been slightly scared of getting in trouble, but you should have seen her face when she found out I was the store manager.

I am not an insensitive ass but sometimes people piss me off.